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Distributed Bank Robbery System Plan
04-16-2021
We are the bad guys.
Yes, indeed. Nobody knows more about bad guys than we do.
WTF R we talking about our new project, the bank robbery?
Yes, but before the robbery we must let the world know.
That we are the BAD GUYS, doing BAD THINGS, having found a BAD VULNERABILITY, writing BAD CODES.
Sorry but I mean EVIL CODES.
Even using a BAD TOOL that doesn't even show username.
So you guys wanna write a plot in the form of chatting?
Why not?
Why?
For that would be a BAD PLAN in a BAD FORM.
That would be a total disaster. Nothing is worse than that.
I agree.
Alright keep on chatting guys.
So did I tell you guys that I had a very bad vacation last month?
Cut the crap and get to work!
OK, so we shall make a distributed bank robbery system.
Make a game, hijack players' computers, run our robbery system and grab all that cash from the unsuspecting bank.
And?
That's all.
That sounds like a f**king joke.
I shouldn't have trusted you.
But that's bad enough. A BAD PLAN indeed.
I guess we would end up losing money instead.
LOL
It would be fun to see those dumb-ass players end up burning their own PCs.
There's no doubt that those who (even unintentionally) caused bad results should be regarded as bad guys.
We are making the world a BAD WORLD.
04-18-2021
It turned out that this damn program is full of shitty bugs.
Even worse that the one of the bank.
I don't wanna work on it anymore.
Let it be.
NO WAY!
At least it could somehow make the gameplay last longer. More time for us in other words.
Or let them quit playing midway.
04-19-2021
Are you insane?
Why did you put that damn plan on the web page?
You want those players to read it and see what a BAD PLOT we have brewed?
04-20-2021
Help me test it out you guys.
You don't wanna release the whole thing after the vulnerability is fixed.
Hurry up!

This is a metagame game with possibly several endings if you have the wit to make it to the end. However, the thing about a game in a game about a bug that is about bugs is that you know absolutely nothing of what you're dealing with. 

And to be honest, so were we. 

 

Devs & Consultants:

• Programming
  • Manic Walrus
  • Pengbo Li
  • Chenxue Zou
• Game Design
  • Philotheos Du
• Art
  • TheFuckingDog
  • Ersilia Xie
    
  • alpacanist
  • 33
  • Huayue Zhao
  • Yang Lan
• Sound & Music
  • Yusheng Feng
  • Athena Yu

 

P.S. For those who came back to this page thinking "What The ..." like me when I first started the game: 

The goal is to collect enough sh*t to go to the next level, sh*t is counted in binary, which can be flipped by NOT gates, and the urine puddles will make you lose your sh*t. Some barriers cannot be broken when you have too little sh*t, and some cannot be passed with too much sh*t. It's about utilizing these things to come up with a way to reach the other side with a sh*t load of sh*t. 

Yeah I know, it's such a STEM game.